limp\ bizkit

limp\ bizkit
1. (limp bizkit) (1445↑, 372↓)
A rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don't believe rap and metal should blend. The only rule about Limp Bizkit is you either love them oir hate them.

Metal Fan: GODDAMN Faggoty-Fagggot Ass Limp Bizkit\!\!\! I fuckin' hate Fred Durst with his pussy-ass wannabe rapper/singer peresona and their fuckin' turntabels and their gay-ass voices\!\!\! LB Fan after listening to Slayer/Manowar: GODDAMN Slayer\!\! How the fuckin' hell can people say that this crap is better than Limp Bizkit\!\! All that these faggots do is scream and play their guitars hella fast\!\! This gay-ass shit fuckin' blows\!\!\!

2. (limp bizkit) (876↑, 206↓)
The actual meaning whether u like it or not--A game where a group of guys jack off in a circle, where a cracker is placed in the middle. The last guy to blow there load on the cracker, must eat it with all the sperm on it. Therefore the biscuit is limp cuz of the sperm. Also a band name led by Fred Durst.

Holy Shit Dude its time for some limp bizkit eatin.

3. (limp bizkit) (1081↑, 575↓)
A band characterized by moronic lyrics with many mentions of the word "fuck" (CuZ Th3y r teh H4Rdc0R3\!\!\!111\!\!), shitty power riffs played over and over, and inane "beats" added in. Their lead "singer" Fred Durst either "raps" in a whiny bitch ass voice or "sings" in monotone. Y'know, when he's trying to be all "serious".

Limp Bizkit song: Move in now move out, hands up now hands down. Me: What is this? The fuckin' hokey pokey?

4. (limp bizkit) (511↑, 328↓)
shit in a can.

stupid ass) man limp bizkit is soo cool anyone with semi-decent musical taste)yea so is my grandmas 80-year-old pussy, u stupid fuck

5. (limp bizkit) (231↑, 66↓)
A rap metal band, characterized by the fact that they named themselves after a male masturbation game.

Fred Durst: hey, lets wank over a biscuit\! Rest of band: sounds fun\! Fred Durst: yay, i get to eat it. from this day onwards we will be known as limp biscuit\! Rest of band: Limp Bizkit\!

6. (Limp Bizkit) (240↑, 89↓)
"I'm angry, I wear a red hat, and I'm white."

see "fred durst" hes lame

7. (limp bizkit) (298↑, 154↓)
The most terrible band of the past 15 years. Everything about them sucks. This fact has been well documented in countless web pages, reviews, and articles all over the Internet so I won't go into many details. Fred Durst is a closet egomaniac; the fact that he just happened to be oafing around in the right place at the right time when the music industry went through another in a long series of bizarre, unexpected detours through inexplicable-trend-land and the spotlight fell on dudes with baggy pants, downtuned guitars, and borderline-retarded grunting in place of actual vocals has filled him with the worst kind of foolish, brash pride that has been well documented by concert promoters, radio staff, and various other industry insiders. Wes Borland is not talented; he just owns a lot of stomp boxes. I'm not a "hater"; I just have ears. Their new record, which appears to be some kind of awful attempt at making a political/social statement, debuted at \#24 on the Billboard Top 200 and sold about 37,000 copies it's first week out, which subsequently slid to 12,000 copies when week two rolled around. Ouch. So much for "still raking in millions", right Chase?

Fred Durst was raised in Gastonia, North Carolina; a town about an hour from where I live. This fact fills me with shame.

8. (limp bizkit) (241↑, 113↓)
li-mp biz-kut: adj.,(n); A sound so awful, it can make Snoop Dogg stop blazin up the chronic.

I took a Limp Biscuit and there was no toilet paper to wipe the Limp Biscuit from my KORN hole.

9. (limp bizkit) (210↑, 84↓)
Fred Durst's little flaccid penis.

Limp Bizkit ain't metal. Judas Priest IS metal.

Author: NuMetalSucksSoBad http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/282122
10. (limp bizkit) (141↑, 21↓)
a soft penis (opposite of boner)which is almost impossible to have sex with.

He looked at a fat guy and got a limp bizkit

11. (limp bizkit) (198↑, 87↓)
A game where a group of guys jack off in a circle, where a cookie is placed in the middle. The last guy to cum on the cookie, must eat the cookie with all the cum on it.

haha, joe you came last, so eat the limp bizkit\!

12. (limp bizkit) (136↑, 61↓)
a mediocre rock-rap band

Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra\!

13. (limp bizkit) (103↑, 30↓)
sucky band

limp bizkit? more like, "limp dick."

14. (Limp Bizkit) (91↑, 25↓)
A prank in which a person ejaculates into a freshly made biscuit and gives it to someone to eat.

I gave Delina a limp bizkit during dinner and she said it was the best biscuit she ever ate\!

Author: death from above 82 http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/4852017
15. (limp bizkit) (149↑, 84↓)
The band that destroyed Woodstock and FM radio. see, [unfocused anger], [latent homoeroticism], [meathead metal]

Extreme Dude \#1: How does Durst do it? Extreme Dude \#2: I know -- he has a small wang, but still goes to bed with chicks. Extreme Dude \#1: I wish my wang were that small. \#2: Haha\! Mine is\! \#1: I was just joking. \#2: Oh (looks down)

Author: Self-Hating Hipster http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/1386302
16. (Limp bizkit) (73↑, 9↓)
When the penis becomes flaccid during sexual activity.

I was not able to penetrate her asshole because I went limp bizkit.

17. (limp bizkit) (102↑, 42↓)
some gay band that eminem shit on

Eminem shit on limp bizkit on that song Girls

18. (limp bizkit) (130↑, 72↓)
a very shitty poser-metal band they suck ass..anyone that likes them is hella gay...listen to something good like slipknot or lamb of god

a very shitty poser-metal band..limp bizkit sucks ass

Author: Slipknot-vol.3 subliminal verses http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/1755482
19. (Limp Bizkit) (392↑, 338↓)
n.// A band that, despite constant nay-saying from what seems like everyone on the planet, is still touring across the globe and is raking in millions from record sales. In a sense, 'Limp Bizkit' is another term for a contradiction among what the general public says and what it does.

n.// Everyone says they hate Limp Bizkit, yet they still go out and buy their CDs. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call "saying whatever everyone else is saying, so long as your precious image is preserved."

Author: Chase Lawrence (only pussies leave e-names) http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/651757
20. (limp bizkit) (304↑, 261↓)
A nu metal band formed in 1994 by Fred Durst(vocals) and Sam Rivers(bass) John Otto(drums) and Wes Borland (gultars) quicky added to the formular. Latter joined by Ex- House Of Pain DJ, DJ Lethal. After doing many a tour with Deftones,Soulfly,Faith No More, Korn and The Famly Values Tour '98 and the realse of "Faith" from the album Three Dolar Bill Y'all the band was noitced. Scince then they have had a replacement in gultarist - Mike Smith in 03 (who was repalced by Wes Borland returning around 13th August '04) Relased 4 other albums with the 5th one being relased 3rd May '05

Three Dollar Bill Y'all (1997) Significant Other (1999) Choclate Starfish And The Hot Dog FLavoured Water (2000) New Old Songs (2001) Results May Vary (2003) The Unquestionable Truth (2005)

21. (limp bizkit) (106↑, 66↓)
A band that uses the word "fuck" more than once i neach song. The people who like them, your with me, and rap a metal should be mixed together. Then, there a losers who say limp bizkit is gay, while they jam out in their car with Simple Plan songs.

"Dude, did you here that Limp Bizkit song, Nookie?" "Screw L1mp B1zk1t, 1 g0t s0m3t1n b3ta, g000000 S1mple p1an, w00t\! L33t rockzzzz\!

22. (limp bizkit) (116↑, 77↓)
What going on with these positive definitions? Is Limp becoming popular again? I didn't know their new album did that well. Well, nothing wrong with Fred coming back the spot light, we'll just crack more jokes about him and make parodies of his new songs.

keep posin', posin', posin' posin'(yeah)

23. (limp bizkit) (126↑, 89↓)
Red neck mysogynst douche bags whose fans are as obese as their singer is.

Ryan Penneys and Billy Eck are goobers, no wonder they love Limp Bizkit

24. (limp bizkit) (93↑, 57↓)
An okay rock band in the beginning, but they watered-down into superficial substanceless posers to fit into the MTV crowd.

If you hang a Limp Bizkit poster on your wall, it would send the price of the whole house down to $30,000.

25. (limp bizkit) (86↑, 51↓)
A group of males ejaculate on a person in the middle of the group.
26. (limp bizkit) (74↑, 40↓)
a game in witch several guys stand a circle jerking their wangs and spewing their loads on another guy standing in the middle-(pivot man).

guy-1 : hey, were having a circle-jerk, wanna join? guy-2 : no, my arm hurts. guy-1 : well, thats ok, you can just stand in the middle. you make a great pivot man. guy-2 : great\!\!\!\!

27. (limp bizkit) (98↑, 67↓)
should be called Limp Dick I'd rather smell someone's foot odor all day than be subjected to this shit Fred Durst would be pumping gas for beer money if it wasn't for eMTyV

Rap and Metal DO NOT mix\! Oh wait- there is no definition for Limp Bizkit's "music" except maybe "SHIT"

28. (limp bizkit) (82↑, 59↓)
explicit? HAHAHAHAH, listen to some Anaal Nathrakh or Anal Cunt, n00b

limp bizkit aren't the shit, they are just plain shit.

29. (limp bizkit) (74↑, 51↓)
This IS the poser band who's name SHOULD have been 'Wimp Bizquick' \!\!\!

Wimp Bizquick blow's more dick as a band than there guitar player did to Fred D.

30. (Limp Bizkit) (166↑, 147↓)
1) The act where a group of males sit in a circle and jack off in front of a biscuit. Each one cums on the biscuit. The one who either doesn't or cums last has to eat the biscuit. 2) A rap/rock band that was formed in the mid nineties by a bunch of talentless faggots who some how in this world were able to get a record deal and sell out shows. They band can often be found enjoying homosexual acts with one another or stage and love to promote gay pride. Their name is really limp dickshit but the idiotic teen fanbase can't read anyways so they don't give a shit.

Has anyone found it ironic the band named themselves after an act that includes a group of men in a circle mastubating?

31. (limp bizkit) (87↑, 69↓)
Pussy ass faggots who get their asses kicked by Creed.

Fred Durst: Scott Stapp you pussy-ass bitch\!\!\! Come and Get Some of the Starfish\!\! Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match? Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?

32. (limp bizkit) (71↑, 53↓)
A band who has fans that speak about percentages when their percentage adds up to 102%. Limp Bizkit's second album, entitled Significant Other, was OK, but after that, all of their songs sounded like shit. Likely because the lead singer liked to actually eat shit. Currently, as of this writing, Limpbizkit, as they are now called (fucktards), is seeking a new guitarist. Their one requirement is that the new band member be of Asian decent. Why? Because aZns are mad phat, yo\!

Jim: 'Limpbizkit fuckin sucks, hey Bob?' Bob: 'Fuckin A, Jim\!'

33. (limp bizkit) (84↑, 67↓)
a penis that cannot stand erect

nate had a limp bizkit from masturbating too much

34. (limp bizkit) (217↑, 205↓)
A band which is the subject of yet another pathetically fanboyish urbandictionary controversy over which band/genre is better. You know what, why don't both sides just fucking lie down and die already? It really is goddamn pathetic that you place so much of your time into this pointless conflict.

Limp Bizkit fanboy: OMG, Limp Bizkit r teh bestz0r\!1shift Limp Bizkit hater: OMG liek Limp Bizkit r teh shitz0r\!1shift Anyone with a brain: just shut the fuck up, you cowardly idiots.

35. (Limp Bizkit) (56↑, 47↓)
It is when you are farting then you can get it to come out then you push really hard and you accidently shit your pants.

dude i pulled a limp bizkit yesterday\!

36. (Limp Bizkit) (0↑, 0↓)
An awesome band. I think I'm the only person on this page to say that

Friend: Limp Bizkit sucks Me: fuck you dude

37. (Limp Bizkit) (3↑, 4↓)
THE BEST FUCKING BAND THAT HAS LIVED\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!, Wether you hate em or love em they r one of the most popular bands ever, amazing guitar riffs and bad ass vocals makes this Nu-Metal band the best band ever

BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT\!\!\!\!\! LIMP BIZKIT THE FUCKING BEST, FUCK THE REST\!

38. (limp bizkit) (85↑, 86↓)
rap and metal should never be mixed... they got a lotta nerve releasing their music

limp bizkit is a big disgrace

39. (limp bizkit) (78↑, 86↓)
This is to the guy who put source six in. Limp Bizkit are a completely and utterly shite rap/metal band\! You need to grow the fuck up man, i hate limp bizkit. I listened to them when i was like ten, and you know they suck, you know its just these guys doing it for the money. You wana good guitar player listen to Hendrix for christ sake\! He did coz he was passionate for his guitar, and it was the only way he knew how to make money. the guys in limp bizkit are a bunch of little pussys who need to grow the fuck up too (with their fans). How can you listen to the album "chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water", without thinking of suicide, dude\! the whole intro and outro thing, what the fuck\! I wana listen to some music, not some dj twatface speaking down through a synth tube\! Also if you wana listen to rap/metal, at least listen to rage aginst the machine, the guitar players amazing (tom morello). Im no huge fan of rap/metal but rage is completely acceptable\! How about you just mellow out and listen to some funk, chilis, zebra heads, im a bass player and chilis is the way forwards, there my favourite band, get the "What Hits\!?" cd man. Oh sorry thats to cissy for you isn't it, you have to listen to some fuckwit rapping about how he hates life\! Get stoned man, mellow out i expect you probably had a real tough up bringing didn't you\! lol, oh yeah and not on that organo shit you probs buy coz you probs look about ten, some dealer just slide you some lettuce or sumthing\! lol Yo michael get a life dude\!

" keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin\!" " dj lethal bring it on\! (crappy mixing)"

40. (limp bizkit) (62↑, 89↓)
1: Literally, [limp dick]. 2: A band led by a stupid, moronic fuckwit rapper named [Fred Durst]. They are considered metal only because the actual music is metal. The lyrics are FUCKING RAP\!\!\! Fred Durst obviously doesn't know that [bizkit] is slang for [dick].

1: The man who had erectile disfunction was called limp bizkit until he got viagra. 2: Limp Bizkit is a suck-ass band with a name that describes the dumbassed frontman quite well.

41. (limp bizkit) (141↑, 174↓)
a common mispronunciation of "limp wrizted"

"hi, i'm fred durtht and i wanna take a cookie and thtick it up my ath"

Author: guillotine to fred durst's fagpenis http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/816589
42. (limp bizkit) (291↑, 326↓)
a good band that everyone hates cause they compare them to metallica which is pretty gay.

Hey these fags think there cool cuz they're making fun of limp bizkit, but they're not. Fags

43. (Limp Bizkit) (87↑, 125↓)
You know... Limp Bizkit get a lot of bullshit. They say they suck, and that we should be listening to aging pop stars, wannabe death metal/black metal bands, and/or drugged up kids playing three chords on their guitars. They say that real emotion comes from a bunch of post-teenage poster boys wearing black and talking about love they've never had. And they say you can only rock out to stadium rockers dating the latest famous whores on the market. A lot of people give into the bullshit of what "they" say - and I don't know about the rest of you - but I've almost been lynched for limpin' with the bizkit. My hoodie is the equivalent of a crosshair to these haters - even my friends - who indulge themselves into some form of image and look just because the media told them they're listening to good music. But I stand tall against these haters because I know LB is something special. I love that Limp Bizkit is hated by the majority - because LB becomes music understood by us, the minority, the ones who give a fuck, the ones who see this music as unique, the ones who don't see this as disposable crap like your average emo or indie band. And to every LB fan, kudos to you.

Limp Bizkit is better than everyone. Fuck the haters.

Author: Beeblicowcarapis™ http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/1712730
44. (limp bizkit) (40↑, 87↓)
A unique band. Claiming their own style mixing rap and alternative and metal. Everyone seems to diss them, well not everyone, just the goths and so called "metal heads" who compare limp bizkit to "Metallica" and omg St. Anger, such a great album. If you can't tell it's sarcasm. At least Limp Bizkit was out there creating THEIR OWN STYLE OF MUSIC, not following everyone else. There's somethign called an imagination and creativity, something obviously many of you don't have

Dude why'd you put Nookie on? Put Duality back on dude, that's true metal, we can rock out with our guitar hero controllers and pretend they're real guitars. limp bizkit

45. (Limp Bizkit) (47↑, 100↓)
An awsome band that is hated by a bunch of stupid people and hypocrites. The band has alot of talent and their singer can both rap and sing. Plus their instrumentalists can actually play their instruments. Go ahead and hate on me i don't give a shit.

Limp Bizkit Kicks ass

46. (limp bizkit) (106↑, 160↓)
The greatest band in the world created in the middle of the 90-th.. Plays a mix of metal-rap-rock-...\<and many-many other styles\>.. It's squad includes the most talented musicians in the world: Fred Durst - vocal Wes Borland - guitar Sam Rivers - bass-guitar John Otto - drummer DJ Lethal aka Leonor DiMant - dj Are either loved or hated all over the world.

It's cool to be a hater\!... We don't give a fuck of your fucking asses haters and posers...

47. (limp bizkit) (148↑, 202↓)
one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever good friends with korn known for extremely explicit lyrics

limp bizkit is the shit\!

48. (Limp Bizkit) (34↑, 90↓)
A brilliant band. They mix metal, rap and a helluva lot of anger, and amazingly it works. Limp Bizkit is a band that you should always listen to when you're angry. People either love them or hate them, but I love them.

"It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place, everybody's judged by their fucked up face." - Hotdog by Limp Bizkit.

Author: holden the diabolical http://limp-bizkit.urbanup.com/1775949
49. (limp bizkit) (26↑, 82↓)
What all the nu-metal kids used to listen to, but now all their trendy asses like System of a Down and Korn on the Kob.

In a few years people will hate System of a Down too, because that's what cool gothy nu metal teens do\!

50. (Limp Bizkit) (202↑, 259↓)
a fuckin awesome band, and fuck all you limp haters

fuck limp haters

51. (limp bizkit) (50↑, 118↓)
One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years (along with Disturbed, Lamb of God, Soilwork,In Flames, Amon Amarth, Trivium, System of a Down etc). The unchallenged kings of all Nu Metal ever. Comprising of: -The kickass vocal skills of Fred Durst. -The insane drum skills of John Otto (only matched by Joey Jordison of slipknot) -The unreal mixing skills of DJ Lethal -The supreme thrash master himself, Wes Borland -The lord of bass, Sam Rivers 95% of the fags who just ripped of Limp Bizkit in their definitions are lame ass trend following retards who have anger problems resulting from excessive teabagging they got from their dads.

CandyAssWannabeMetalBitchBoy\#1: hahahhaha.. limp bizkit are gay... because like....my friends wont like me unless i listen to shit like slayer..... LimpFan\#1: All you wannabe metal pussies can suck on my balls, Limp Bizkit are untouchable \\m/ \\m/ "Hold up, check out the motherfuckin' tv Same song, same bands everyday, fuck that I'll blow those motherfuckers away"

52. (limp bizkit) (31↑, 112↓)
One of the greatest bands in the whole world, with a new album out now called "results may vary."

Yo Dawg, I'm gonna get that tight limp bizkit album on friday.

53. (limp bizkit) (20↑, 104↓)
i actually like limp bizkit a little... only three of their songs though, dont kill me

limp bizkit in my opinion is 5% ok, 97% sucky

54. (limp bizkit) (105↑, 373↓)
A great rap metal band who formed in the mid nineties with 5 members. They released their first album "Three Dollar Bill, Y'all" in 1997, which is probably their most raw sounding album. They then released their second album in 1999 called "Significant Other" which in my opinion is their best album to date. A year later they released "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog flavored water" that included the chart topping single "Rollin". Their latest album "Results may vary" is probably their worst album, but in my eyes it still kicks ass. For everyone, you either love Limp Bizkit or hate them. For the people who hate Limp Bizkit, it's probably because: A: You are a metal fan and think they aren't "good enough" or "heavy enough" for you to listen to. OR B: You are a metal fan that thinks rap and metal shouldnt mix. To those people who are the A's or B's, I say this: Limp Bizkit does not care what you think of them and their fans, do not care what you think of them, so if you don't like them, then shut the fuck up and don't listen to them. If you don't think that they are a talented band, then you must be smoking something. Wes Borland is probably one of the best modern guitarists out there, so eat shit, hater. Limp Bizkit consists of: Vocals- Fred Durst Guitar- Wes Borland Bass- Sam Rivers Drums- John Otto Turntables- DJ Lethal (real name is Leor Dimant)

I cant wait for the new LB album to come out, ever since I found out Wes came back, I have been so excited\! xD

Related: korn, fred durst, slipknot, linkin park, metal, nu metal, nu-metal, bizkit, rap, limp, shit, music, staind, rock, system of a down, emo, gay, kickass, nickelback, poser, rap metal, band, cookie, crap, creed, fred, fuck, insane clown posse, mtv, thrash metal, alternative metal, atv, awesome, biscuit, chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water, classic rock, disturbed, durst, eminem, faggot
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Поможем сделать НИР

Look at other dictionaries:

  • Limp Bizkit — performing live in Paris during the 2009 Unicorns N Rainbows Tour. Background information Origin …   Wikipedia

  • Limp Bizkit — en Le Zénith, París Datos generales Origen …   Wikipedia Español

  • Limp Bizkit — Limp Bizkit …   Википедия

  • Limp Bizkit — durant sa tournée à Paris en 2009. Pays d’origine …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Limp Bizkit — …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Limp Bizkit — es un grupo americano de nu metal. Junto con KoRn y Linkin Park, se le acredita la popularización del género. Limp Bizkit está compuesto por el vocalista Fred Durst, el bajista Sam Rivers, el batería John Otto (recientemente reemplazado por Sammy …   Enciclopedia Universal

  • Limp Bizkit discography — Infobox Artist Discography Artist = Limp Bizkit Caption = Studio = 5 Live = 1 Live link = Live albums Singles = 19 B sides = EP = 1 Compilation = 3 Comp link = Compilations Video = 2 Video link = Videos Music videos = 15 Soundtracks = Tribute =… …   Wikipedia

  • Дискография Limp Bizkit — Limp Bizkit Релизы ↙Студийные альбомы 6 ↙Концертные альбомы 1 …   Википедия

  • My Generation (Limp Bizkit song) — My Generation Single by Limp Bizkit from the album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water …   Wikipedia

  • My Way (Limp Bizkit song) — My Way Single by Limp Bizkit from the album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water Released …   Wikipedia

  • My Generation (canción de Limp Bizkit) — «My Generation» Sencillo de Limp Bizkit del álbum Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water Formato Disco compacto Grabación 2000 Género(s) Nu metal, rap metal …   Wikipedia Español

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”